That Moment

You know That Moment when you're at the door and someone is walking to the same building you are but they are really far away from it, and yet you still decide to hold it open for them? Which then makes them feel obligated to hurry up and run to the door instead of taking the leisurely walk that they wanted. I've done that WAY too many times at school.
Okay so you know how lots of people have those Bluetooth devices to they can call people without holding a phone and it's actually this little electronic thing on their ear? You know That Moment when you see someone standing there and you don't see their Bluetooth? They start talking as if they were talking to you, and you reply when in actuality they are on their phone-like device trying to hear the call and you're just blabbing on? I've done that too many times to count. And I know you have too! Right?

So you know when you're going to McDonalds or whatever fast food restaurant you like to eat at, and you go inside and your order your meal? That is a pretty regular thing for tons of people. A few minutes after your order the person will call your number or name and say "Enjoy your meal!" Now isn't that nice of them? Of course it is. But then That Awkward Moment arrives when, out of habit, you say "Thanks, you too!" Because whenever somebody says to "enjoy your day" or "you look nice" you say "Thanks, you too!" (If you mean it. I'm not saying that I or anybody gives fake compliments). Anyway, I've seen that happen where people will tell the servers to enjoy their meal too and then look frightened and scuttle off. Why? Because its awkward! They don't get a meal. They're just being nice to you and can I just say that I have done this so so many times, and I've seen it happen to others so many times, that I would like to applaud anyone and everyone who hasn't said "thanks, you too" (or something along those lines if a fast food server says to enjoy your meal). Go on, give yourselves a pat on the back.
You know That Moment when you just thought of a really FANTASTIC joke and you're telling it to your friend and right as you're about to say the punch line, *poof*, it disappears from your mind? You just can't think of it and now you're standing there like "uhhhh then the thing did the thing and..." While you're friend is staring at you like "dude? Are you okay? Are you sick? Oh my gosh, just tell me the joke!!" I've done that a couple times but I've seen it happen more than its actually happened to me.
So, something else I've seen happen is when someone will get on your Facebook or Instagram timeline (or any other social media) and just scroll through looking at your posts and pictures and suddenly they'll find one they really like and 'like' it and then comes that moment when you realize that post from from like three years ago! Stalker! I've done this before, you've done this before, lets just give ourselves a round of applause for our prestigious accomplishment.