That Moment

You know that moment when you're quietly sitting down on the couch watching a movie after a long day and your dog suddenly decides that (after avoiding you all day like the plague) she wants attention right in the middle of the best line? 

You know that moment when you're watching a movie and there is a super diva character in there and you insta-judge them? You know when you find out ten minutes later that the reason they act so diva-ish is because one of their parents died? You know that moment when you start crying and apologizing to the TV screen and you find out that you are accidentally on a video chat with someone on your iPod?

You know that moment when you're looking at your blog and you see that the views have gone up by over fourty over the weekend and you pretend to be cool about it in case anyone is near, and then right when your mom walks into your room you start to explode into happiness?

If you know any of those moments, then...

Welcome to my life! We've been expecting you.